• me during the purge: (breaks all the strange and dated laws that police don't really enforce anymore. like that bullshit about not being able to keep a donkey in your bathtub? it's time to truly live.)

visovari:

I don’t think I’ve honestly ever seen a Tumblr theme that I actually like

Like they’re all terrible

Official ones are ugly and custom ones always seem to have at least one major issue with them

I’d like a theme that just works like the /blog/x page tbh

Which I guess is kind of what the Fluid Neue theme is? So fuck it, that’s the best theme

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

(via kepprakhaleesi)

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via graduatedelf)